First Cut: No Five-Kid Presidents
by Brian Czech
(With apologies to the Octomom, who didn’t ask for this kind of attention.)
Mention the Octomom, and the first thing that comes to mind is that ridiculous fecundity. If she tried running for President, she’d never make it to the first debate, because everyone would take the 14-kid factoid (yes, she had 6 before the 8) to indicate some type of extremist propensity. More astute analysts would also point out that,